Minecraft 26.3

Сплэши Майнкрафта

Жёлтые надписи наискосок в главном меню: все, что есть в игре, когда какая выпадает и какие стоят по праздникам.

  • 453 надписи
  • одна из 454
  • Minecraft 26.3

Коротко

Сколько их и как часто выпадает каждая

Надписей в игре — 453. Каждая выпадает примерно 1 раз из 454 (0,22%), а новая выбирается при каждом новом главном меню. В три праздника надпись одна на весь день.

Как выбирается сплэш

Надпись выбирается, когда открывается главное меню: при запуске игры и при выходе из мира. Пока меню открыто, она не меняется — даже если растянуть окно. Порядок такой:

  1. Если сегодня праздник, надпись праздничная — без всякого случая.
  2. Иначе с шансом 1 из 453 вместо надписи стоит ваш ник большими буквами: «НИК IS YOU».
  3. Иначе — любая из 453 строк файла, все с равным шансом.

Надпись жёлтая, наклонена на 20° и пульсирует дважды в секунду. Длинная строка рисуется мельче, чтобы влезть. Убрать надпись совсем можно в настройках: «Специальные возможности» → «Скрывать сплэши».

Где в коде: net.minecraft.client.resources.SplashManager, строки — assets/minecraft/texts/splashes.txt

Сплэши по праздникам

ДатаНадпись
24 декабряMerry X-mas!
1 январяHappy new year!
31 октябряOOoooOOOoooo! Spooky!

Дата берётся по часам вашего компьютера. В эти дни надпись не случайная, весь день одна.

Надпись, которой никогда не будет

В файле лежит 454 строк, а показываться может 453. Одну игра выкидывает сама, при чтении файла — по числу-отпечатку строки (hashCode 125780783). Это шутка: строка сама говорит, что её не покажут.

This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?

Все сплэши

№Надпись
1As seen on TV!
2Awesome!
3100% pure!
4May contain nuts!
5More polygons!
6Moderately attractive!
7Limited edition!
8Flashing letters!
9It's here!
10Best in class!
11It's finished!
12Kind of dragon free!
13Excitement!
14More than 500 sold!
15One of a kind!
16Heaps of hits on YouTube!
17Indev!
18Spiders everywhere!
19Check it out!
20Holy cow, man!
21It's a game!
22Made in Sweden!
23Uses LWJGL!
24Reticulating splines!
25Minecraft!
26Yaaay!
27Singleplayer!
28Keyboard compatible!
29Ingots!
30Exploding creepers!
31That's no moon!
32l33t!
33Create!
34Survive!
35Dungeon!
36Exclusive!
37The bee's knees!
38Closed source!
39Classy!
40Wow!
41Not on steam!
42Oh man!
43Awesome community!
44Pixels!
45Teetsuuuuoooo!
46Kaaneeeedaaaa!
47Now with difficulty!
48Enhanced!
4990% bug free!
50Pretty!
5112 herbs and spices!
52Fat free!
53Absolutely no memes!
54Free dental!
55Ask your doctor!
56Cloud computing!
57Legal in Finland!
58Hard to label!
59Technically good!
60Bringing home the bacon!
61Indie!
62GOTY!
63Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
64Euclidian!
65Now in 3D!
66Inspirational!
67Herregud!
68Complex cellular automata!
69Yes, sir!
70Played by cowboys!
71Now on OpenGL 3.3 core profile!
72Now on Vulkan 1.2!
73Thousands of colors!
74Try it!
75Age of Wonders is better!
76Try the mushroom stew!
77Sensational!
78Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
79Play him off, keyboard cat!
80Guaranteed!
81Macroscopic!
82Bring it on!
83Random splash!
84Call your mother!
85Monster infighting!
86Loved by millions!
87Ultimate edition!
88Freaky!
89You've got a brand new key!
90Water proof!
91Uninflammable!
92Whoa, dude!
93All inclusive!
94Tell your friends!
95NP is not in P!
96Music by C418!
97Livestreamed!
98Haunted!
99Polynomial!
100Terrestrial!
101All is full of love!
102Full of stars!
103Scientific!
104Not as cool as Spock!
105Collaborate and listen!
106Never dig down!
107Take frequent breaks!
108Not linear!
109Han shot first!
110Nice to meet you!
111Buckets of lava!
112Ride the pig!
113Larger than Earth!
114sqrt(-1) love you!
115Phobos anomaly!
116Punching wood!
117Falling off cliffs!
1181% sugar!
119150% hyperbole!
120Synecdoche!
121Let's danec!
122Seecret Friday update!
123Reference implementation!
124Kiss the sky!
12520 GOTO 10!
126Verlet integration!
127Peter Griffin!
128Do not distribute!
129Cogito ergo sum!
1304815162342 lines of code!
131A skeleton popped out!
132The sum of its parts!
133BTAF used to be good!
134I miss ADOM!
135umop-apisdn!
136OICU812!
137Bring me Ray Cokes!
138Finger-licking!
139Thematic!
140Pneumatic!
141Sublime!
142Octagonal!
143Une baguette!
144Gargamel plays it!
145Rita is the new top dog!
146SWM forever!
147Representing Edsbyn!
148Matt Damon!
149Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
150Consummate V's!
151Cow Tools!
152Double buffered!
153Fan fiction!
154Flaxkikare!
155Jason! Jason! Jason!
156Hotter than the sun!
157Internet enabled!
158Autonomous!
159Engage!
160Fantasy!
161DRR! DRR! DRR!
162Kick it root down!
163Regional resources!
164Woo, facepunch!
165Woo, somethingawful!
166Woo, tigsource!
167Woo, worldofminecraft!
168Woo, reddit!
169Woo, 2pp!
170Google anlyticsed!
171Now supports åäö!
172Give us Gordon!
173Tip your waiter!
174Very fun!
17512345 is a bad password!
176Vote for net neutrality!
177Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
178MAP11 has two names!
179Omnipotent!
180Gasp!
181...!
182Bees, bees, bees, bees!
183Jag känner en bot!
184This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
185Haha, LOL!
186Hampsterdance!
187Menger sponge!
188idspispopd!
189Eple (original edit)!
190So fresh, so clean!
191Slow acting portals!
192Try the Nether!
193Don't look directly at the bugs!
194Oh, ok, Pigmen!
195Finally with ladders!
196Scary!
197Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
198Twittered about!
199Jump up, jump up, and get down!
200Joel is neat!
201A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
202This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!
203Welcome to your Doom!
204Stay a while, stay forever!
205Stay a while and listen!
206Treatment for your rash!
207"Autological" is!
208Information wants to be free!
209"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
210Lots of truthiness!
211The creeper is a spy!
212Turing complete!
213It's groundbreaking!
214Let our battle's begin!
215The sky is the limit!
216Jeb has amazing hair!
217Ryan also has amazing hair!
218Casual gaming!
219Undefeated!
220Kinda like Lemmings!
221Follow the train, CJ!
222Leveraging synergy!
224DungeonQuest is unfair!
22590210!
226Check out the far lands!
227Tyrion would love it!
228Also try VVVVVV!
229Also try Super Meat Boy!
230Also try Terraria!
231Also try Mount And Blade!
232Also try Project Zomboid!
233Also try World of Goo!
234Also try Limbo!
235Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
236Also try Braid!
237That's super!
238Bread is pain!
239Read more books!
240Khaaaaaaaaan!
241Less addictive than TV Tropes!
242More addictive than lemonade!
243Bigger than a bread box!
244Millions of peaches!
245Fnord!
246This is my true form!
247Don't bother with the clones!
248Pumpkinhead!
249Made by Jeb!
250Has an ending!
251Finally complete!
252Feature packed!
253Boots with the fur!
254Stop, hammertime!
255Testificates!
256Conventional!
257Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
258Doesn't avoid double negatives!
259Place ALL the blocks!
260Does barrel rolls!
261Meeting expectations!
262PC gaming since 1873!
263Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
264Déjà vu!
265Déjà vu!
266Got your nose!
267Haley loves Elan!
268Afraid of the big, black bat!
269Doesn't use the U-word!
270Child's play!
271See you next Friday or so!
272From the streets of Södermalm!
273150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
274Technologic!
275Funk soul brother!
276Pumpakungen!
277日本ハロー!
278한국 안녕하세요!
279Helo Cymru!
280Cześć Polsko!
281你好中国!
282Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
283My life for Aiur!
284Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
285I see your vocabulary has improved!
286Who put it there?
287You can't explain that!
288if not ok then return end
289Colormatic
290FUNKY LOL
291Big Pointy Teeth!
292Bekarton guards the gate!
293Mmmph, mmph!
294Don't feed avocados to parrots!
295Swords for everyone!
296Plz reply to my tweet!
297.party()!
298Take her pillow!
299Put that cookie down!
300Pretty scary!
301I have a suggestion.
302Now with extra hugs!
303Java 16 + 1 + 4 * 2 = 25!
304Woah.
305HURNERJSGER?
306What's up, Doc?
307Now contains 32 random daily cats!
308That's Numberwang!
309pls rt
310Do you want to join my server?
311Put a little fence around it!
312Throw a blanket over it!
313One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
314Now with additional stuff!
315Extra things!
316Yay, puppies for everyone!
317So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
318Very influential in its circle!
319Now With Multiplayer!
320Rise from your grave!
321Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
322Blue warrior shot the food!
323Run, coward! I hunger!
324Flavor with no seasoning!
325Strange, but not a stranger!
326Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
327It swings, it jives!
328Cruising streets for gold!
329Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
330Make me a table, a funky table!
331Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
332Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
333/give @a hugs 64
334This is good for Realms.
335Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
336Do it all, everything!
337Where there is not light, there can spider!
338GNU Terry Pratchett
339More Digital!
340doot doot
341Falling with style!
342There's no stopping the Trollmaso
343Throw yourself at the ground and miss
344Rule #1: it's never my fault
345Replaced molten cheese with blood?
346Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
347Boats FTW
348Javalicious edition
349Should not be played while driving
350You're going too fast!
351Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
352The true meaning of covfefe
353An illusion! What are you hiding?
354Something's not quite right...
355Thank you for the fish!
356All rumors are true!
357Truly gone fishing!
358Rainbow turtle?
359Something funny!
360I need more context.
361Ahhhhhh!
362Don't worry, be happy!
363Water bottle!
364What's the question?
365Plant a tree!
366Go to the dentist!
367What do you expect?
368Look mum, I'm in a splash!
369It came from space.
370Awesome game design right there!
371Ph1lza had a good run!
37215 years of Mining and Crafting!
373Ping the human!
374In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.
375Buzzy Bees!
376Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs
377Wash your hands!
378Soap and water!
379Support local businesses!
380Stay home and play games!
381Stay safe!
382Stay strong!
383Cough or sneeze into your elbow!
384Don't touch your face!
385Support elderly relatives and friends!
386Prepare, but don't hoard!
387Gamers unite – separately in your own homes!
388Save the world – stay inside!
389Shop for your elders!
390Hang out with your friends online!
391Honey, I grew the bees!
392Find your claw!
393Everybody do the Leif!
394<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!
395Bushy eyebrows!
396Edit is a name!
397From free range developers!
398Music by Lena Raine!
399Aww man!
400#minecraftfarms
401And my pickaxe!
402Envision! Create! Share!
403Fabulous graphics!
404Also try Minecraft Dungeons!
405Vanilla!
406May contain traces of citrus!
407Zoglin!?
408Black lives matter!
409Be anti-racist!
410Learn about allyship!
411Speak OUT against injustice and UP for equality!
412Amplify and listen to BIPOC voices!
413Educate your friends on anti-racism!
414Support the BIPOC community and creators!
415Stand up for equality in your community!
416[this splash text is now available]
417Contains simulated goats!
418Home-made!
419There's <<a cat on ,my keyboard!~
420The cutest predator you'll ever meet!
421Now you are thinking with pistons!
422Get to the coppah!
423Board game version also available!
424Honey, I waxed the copper!
425Plant-based light sources!
426Made by "real" people!
427Shriek like a Sculk Shrieker!
428Who let the frogs out?
429RIBBIT!
430Croak team!
431Nooooooooooooo!
432Flower forest TM perfume
433Hat Fridays!
434Technoblade never dies!
435You are valid!
436I'm glad you're here!
437You are welcome here!
438Your gender is valid!
439Contains infinite genders!
440Made with lave!
441This sand is sus
442Remember to brush your... ...teeth
443Has working bookshelves!
444Sniff sniff...
445Place hanging sign here
446Joule is neat too!
447Music by Aaron Cherof!
448Music by Kumi Tanioka!
449Music by Amos Roddy!
450Flint and Steel!
451Chicken Jockey!
452One does not simply walk to the Far Lands
453Music by Hyper Potions!
454Music by fingerspit!

Номер — строка в файле splashes.txt. Надписи — текст игры как есть, на английском; цветные строки покрашены теми же кодами §, что в игре. Кроме них есть ещё пасхалки.

Частые вопросы

Сколько всего сплэшей в Майнкрафте?

В Minecraft 26.3 в файле 454 строк, а показываться может 453: одну игра выкидывает сама. Плюс три надписи по датам и надпись с ником.

Какие сплэши бывают по праздникам?

Каждый год в один и тот же день: 24 декабря — «Merry X-mas!», 1 января — «Happy new year!», 31 октября — «OOoooOOOoooo! Spooky!». В эти дни надпись не случайная.

Можно ли убрать сплэш из главного меню?

Да: в настройках, в «Специальных возможностях», включите «Скрывать сплэши». Надпись пропадёт, остальное меню останется.

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